Jack's Joke of the Week...

Pick up line for your holiday parties:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

What do you like for breakfast?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!